1. "

    I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

    because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

    and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

    "
    — Robin Williams (via seyttan)

    (Source: skateeofmind, via thatdrumcorpsguy)

     
  2. blackyrider:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    THIS IS NOT A GOOD BOX HUMAN

    SAVE ME FROM THE BOX

    I TRIED TO SITS BUT IT DIDN’T FITS

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via colorguardcrzy)

     
  3. yeatru:

    awwww-cute:

    A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

    he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

    (via colorguardcrzy)

     

  4. fake-mermaid:

    why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

    (via braydaaan)

     

  5. astoundly:

    sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

    (via bloogue)

     

  6. "Women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego."
    — (via tea-storm)

    (Source: no-datee, via dreams-amid-the-field)

     

    1. Satan: [appears]
    2. Satan: You can have anything you wan--
    3. Me: LANGUAGE.
    4. Satan: What?
    5. Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
    6. Satan: What the--?
    7. Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
    8. Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
    9. Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.
     
  7. (Source: desudad, via sadfag420)

     
  8. a-gradual-decompression:

    weallheartonedirection:

    "Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

    accurate caption is accurate

    (via frickin-flute-loop)

     
  9. foreveralone-lyguy:

    the-fault-in-our-deathstar:

    The very first fucking card

    nostalgia pack

    (via frickin-flute-loop)