1. donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:


    ohhhhh look at me i’m a straight teenage boy and i feel the need to jump and touch the doorframe every time I walk through it

    Practice your vertical

    Ball is life

    (via drumnbootycorps)

  2. gallifreyan-gallimaufry:




    I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

    i aspire to great things in life

    According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

    So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

    actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

    (via teddytrumpet)

  3. I don’t wanna leave!!! 😭😭😭 #newyork #nyc #timesquare #ineedtolivehere (at Times Square NYC)


  4. nutthing:

    r u from europe because europiece of shit

    (Source: phineasomg, via wendywicked)


  5. neutralnewt:


    how to be cool

    A) cool sunglasses emoji

    is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

    (via mysalvationiscreated)

  6. Time for my FAVORITE play EVER!!!! 😍 #chicago #sohappy #broadway #ambassadortheatre #nyc #newyorkcity #yes (at Ambassador Theatre)

  7. I’m in love with this city ❤️ #newyork #nyc #timesquare #randomminion #mario #sohappy #ilovethisplace #newyorkcity (at Times Square NYC)


  8. caseyanthonyofficial:

    I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

    (via trust)

  9. ninjaemilee:



    How Fox News covered women’s issues this morning. 

    *checks the date to make sure it is still 2014* 

    seriously, fox? But then again, why am I surprised?

    (via whatcaitysays)


  10. giantmechanicalants:


    why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life

    Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.

    (via glitter-an-shit)